1.Doin Damage
It's hard to be sober but it's easy to be bent
When you got some extra money and don't need it for the rent
Got a girlfriend now, that I secretly resent
Cause she takes up all the time that I previously spent on
myself
And girls just wanna have fun
And she be all fun when her job is done
But my job is another thing, 24／7 hustling
She wanting to do a couple things, cuddling
I like to watch movies, I really fucking do
But I can't stop moving just cause I fell in love with you
And now I'm just an irritable bastard
Like my homie E said a man can't serve two masters
And I've got a third one chillin' in my stomach
A little leprechaun screaming 'alcohol I want it'
And he never ever shut up he says come on keep it coming
And the alcohol goes along with the music and the women
So I, black out on the regular
And it's rare I'm a end of the night rememberer
God damn, I'm a drunken mess
Maybe that's why I'm always fucking depressed
I'm doing damage
Yeah, I'm doing damage
To my body and mind, I'm doing damage
Call the doctor, he'll probably find, I'm doing damage
My health just ain't what it used to be
Cause I done smoked a packed of cigarettes a day since I hit
puberty
And stupidly, I keep on going and buying 'em
And my lungs probably got some cancer growing inside of 'em
And it, be effecting how I breathe at times
I hit playback, hear myself wheeze between the lines
I could probably quit if I was thinking clear
But my willpower goes out the window soon as I start drinking
beer
And every freakin' year I got the same resolutions
January second I be making excuses
The leprechaun is a dangerous nuisance
Who sips champagne while he angrily two steps
I got a deal now, which should be essential
To straighten up my act and live up to my potential
But I just can't taste that success
Maybe that's why I'm always fucking depressed
I'm doing damage
Yeah, man, I'm doing damage
It's probably gonna catch up soon, I'm doing damage
Call the doctor, I need a checkup soon, I'm doing damage
Bridge..
I didn't want to be this way
Didn't want to get like this everyday
But my formula's something that I can't touch
Cause I'm gonna cycle through in the clutch
I come through in the clutch, I come through in the clutch
I'm too much for you ducks to touch
I am illustrious
I am a bad mother fucker and I truly believe that
But I gave some shit up to achieve that
Like my family and my friends they don't call me anymore
Cause when they would call I would always hit ignore
I was always self-absorbed with absorbing myself
I drink it up drink it up drink it up 'til there's no more of
myself
And I don't value my father and my mother enough
I don't value the company of others enough
And human interaction is an essential part of happiness
I believe, and that's what I've been rapping to achieve
And I didn't anyway cause I'm in love with this shit
But alcoholism and music something that comes with this shit
When you're living for yourself, it's a lonely existence
And if you talk to yourself, you gon' be the only one listening
And that about sums it up
I'm out of gin and I really want another cup
So I'm out, to the store I guess
Cause that's where I go when I'm fucking depressed
I'm doing damage
2.Too Loud
Yeah, we too louuud
The police say we way to louuud
And all the neighbors say we way to louuud
That's why they trying to get my ass thrown out
But we don't turn it down, we just crank it up
Standing on the roof screaming we don't give a fuck
We like this shit loud, we let it bump
So if you turn it down you gonna get fucked up
Yo, I put my speakers to 11 and I set em and forget em'
Fuck the neighbors I ain't like em since the first time that I
met em'
And I think I upset em' when I first pulled up
In the U-Haul truck, with the vol-ume all up
That same night they seen me chillin' on my roof all drunk
Urinatin' in the chimney, Santa Clause forgive me
My whole team's straight loud and obnoxious
Cops is at the door at 4 tryin' to stop us
You'd think we was holding you hostage
Over-weight rock chicks, in the kitchen starting up mosh pits
No Shake Weights, them hoes just break plates
Cooking like 8 steaks, looking like Kathy Bates
Fuck the pretty shit, we a bunch of idiots
The decibel level go-en make the whole city bitch
I party like I'm filthy rich
And if I spend it all tonight I won't feel no guiltiness
(prrrr)
Suffering Succotash, Wax gotta bunch of cash
Now I'm the sucker ass, fuckers in the upper class
Driving by me in a 350 Benz
I'd be in the the front yard in a drunk circle with my hicky
friends
We coming one with the Earth
That marijuana nirvana man I've been grungy since birth
All that money is worthless if you ain't gonna spend it now
And you ain't said shit if you unless you said it louuud
I live fast like the the freaking hare
I ain't die young yet but I think I'm getting there
Like up in the diction-air-e, by the word rowdy
You gonna see my picture there, chillin' proud-ly
Say it loud like a proud James Brown
Or the Price Is Right announcer when a member of the crowd came
down
He got that loud insane sound
If you feelin' like I'm feelin' sing it loud right nooow
If you rollin' down the street and you wylin' out to this beat
And you got that shit on repeat immediately you should (TURN IT
UP)
If your significant other is bitchin' cuz you're always
listenin' to your heavy metal too loud (TURN IT UP)
If you're a musician and you listenin' to yo own shit be proud
and play it loud bitch (TURN IT UP)
If you're complainin' and screamin' about what I'm sayin' and
meanin' then take this plate of my semen and fuckin'(SLURP IT
UP)
3.Haagen Dazs Scrilla
Yeah, ain't no stopping Godzilla
Me and EOM we getting Haagen Dazs Scrilla
Getting paid for the cold bars we disperse
Any charges that we incur are reimbursed
I'mma need a receipt for the weed and the Tecates
Money front and center that's the chi of the cheapskates
Not what I need for the glitter and jewels
This is for the pizza delivering fools
I got told you deliver pizza
Nah Wax did that
So hopefully I can pass some back to ya'll
Thirty percent for the god given job skill
Additional ten if the hot wings are hot still
Yeah, I ain't trippin'
Fuck you and your fat mom if you ain't tippin'
I'm way freaking better than your man at rap
You girls way freaking wetter than a damn wet nap
We're not chilling 'til we getting top billing
Been spitting nicely since Ice T was cop killing
Haagen Dazs Scrilla, turn a penny to a quadrillion
God willing, we're gonna support all our children's children
Intense Imagination in the building filming
Changing history like if the Indians would've just killed them
pilgrims
Get your own land, we were unaware you could own land
Man, the ego is inflated by the size of the wallet
Rich people always say, it ain't tricking if you got it
But when it's all gone, they be looking back at it
Like damn, it was tricking when I had it
Drinking is a habit got me thinking I'm an addict
But the drinking and the thinking got me spitting cinematic
spectacular rap
You get slapped with a spatula back
Then I go back to cooking my eggs
My homegirl Jen just became an amputee
I feel fortunate, when I look at my legs
I say what's the deal pickle don't be fickle, all's kosher
If ya'll want beef, better get with ya'lls grocer
Cause I ain't got time to argue
Any spare minutes are used to climb up Mount Barstool
So don't god damn bother me
When I ain't working I'm relaxing quite god damn properly
When I finally get a mil' I'mma chill
On my newly bought Amazon riverfront property
Tell my girl I'm gonna hold all my calls
So we can hang together like my scrotum and balls
I don't know what we're gonna do, but I know it involves
A lot of different positions, and piranha fishing expiditions
And a lot of freaking extra distance
Between my eardrums and the cacophony of stress and bitchin'
This rap shit is paying for us
And we be making it rain in the rainforest
4.Rosana
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
Ow ow, yeah, ow ow ow ow
Check it out
My chick is one out of a million, she a grand prize
Met her on the dash bus up in Van Nuys
That pretty face, accent, and them tan thighs
Make me fantasize all day, I hit it like
Boom, boom, ay
She is untouchable
Boom, boom, ay
I'm tellin' ya, man, she don't quit
I hit it like： boom, boom, ay
She is untouchable
Boom, boom, ay
And I don't think I can handle this shit
(What's my motherfuckin' name？)
Rosana, freaky little mama
She be tryin' to fuck all day
Hit it from the morning to the evening
She be still fiendin'
Lil mamacita, don't play
Hey yo
Me and her been together for like a couple months
Mami got that punani sweeter than peanut butter crunch
I hit it from the back like a sucker punch
Bust a nut, back to the front for some uppercuts
And in the morning she be hookin' me up proper
Butt-naked in my kitchen while she cookin' me machacha
And before I go to work she give me that boom-shocka-locka
I want to stay home and fuck her all day, I hit it like
A lot of joy, a lot of pleasure, lot of pain, lot of misery
She turn me on, but she be drainin' me physically
And I mean that quite literally
Cause I've only got so many mini-mes swimmin' in me
Man I give it all I got, but still she wants to get some more
Back to the bathroom, back to the bedroom
Back to the hall to the kitchen floor
I don't know what I'm bitchin' for, cause I like it that way
And all I wanna do all day is hit it like
5.Roll It Up
6.Coins
at a dick
Or at least eat a pita chip
Right after I skeet on it
You piece of shit
Tell your lies speaking lips
They should try pleading fifths more often bitch
And refer to me as your awesomeness
You sayin me and 'so and so' are comparable
Then I look up 'so and so' and they're terrible, you disgust me-
Trendy rappers fall the hell off the map
After just one listen I can tell off the bat
There will never be a time that I have to rewind it
On some goddamn 'what was that line shit
In fact I find it
Rather boring's the category I put them in
Fast forward that whack verse I'd rather hear the hook again
I would rate your skills very low level
And your softness as at a pills-bury dough level
Me I have that gold medal flow
That'll put me on a fricken podium
You're child's play you nickelodeon
I'm about to sprinkle sodium
All over them wounds
Big wax EOM homie don't get confused
Shouldn't get your hopes up when you know your gonna lose
You won't accomplish anything if you don't pay your dues
I'm saying
With all the shit I've charged to the game
The game should issue me a credit card in my name
No we aren't the same you are mother fucking ant sized
My catalog is Jack's bean stalk plant sized
I'm sick of ya'll saying ya'll spit well
When ya'll shit sounds like dog shit smells
Seriously take it back and say your joking
When you rap everyone behind your back does that masturbating
motion
I worked hard for this when ya'll half-assed it
Raise the white flag matter of fact half mast it
Half this rap shit that you hear is half plastic
The other human half is a lying ass bastard
Fake biters like dentures
Writing their bios based on someone elses adventures
I be confusing the censors with the shit that I speak
Cause they don't know if its some shit they should bleep
They're like damn that's the fifth time this week
That I've witnessed a sheet
Of lyrics from this geek
On my desk for inspection
To bleep or not to bleep is an excellent question
These words have yet to receive Webster's attention
Spanish Webster is still fucking with the gender
Only point I'm trying to make is give them something to remember
Whether spitting on the microphone or strumming on the fender
These kids get mixed up like cumming in a blender
Same goes for you lame trolls blogging
I would recommend less dick riding and more jogging
You at your computer that's sipping your super big gulp
Eating little Debbie snacks and newtons full of fig pulp
I'm talking to you its sunny out enjoy it
That bicycle you purchased was like money down the toilet
Yo its funny how steroided your confidence seems
When the last time you got laid hipsters were rocking big jeans
2Pac was in his teens
Variations of the running man were popular routines
Little Nas was up in queens-- it ain't hard to tell
He was still busy watching the smurfs battle Gargamel
Fuck it I just keep rapping great
Outside of the box like you used cheap packing tape
Try again there's no time to waste
Just make sure the drawing board you go back to is dry erase
That shit you sharpie ain't gonna ever be sharper
Unless that magic marker is an actual magical marker
Even then it'd have to have a good battery charger
Because I've been rapping since Eric Clapton was back with the
Yardbirds
I wish you the best of luck
If ya'll agree with me that most rappers suck
Then make like a rake on the back of a landscaping truck
And stand the fuck up
7.I'm Through
My (3) aren't you demanding／
You whine (3) about every damn thing／
Every lil thing I say or do／
Ends up being something that offends you／
So I (3) I'm through
＊1st verse
I'm shocked by the extent of your audacity／
This is my house, ain't no one here going be harassing me／
You say your lil snipe remarks so casually／
It's blasphemy, let me tell you how it has to be／
It's my choice if I want to bite my f＊ finger nail／
Or get INEBRIATED off to Crown and Ginger ALE／
I kick you out so fast it measures on THE RICHTER SCALE／
You got me confused with a different male／
Now I admit in the past with woman I've been kinda soft (no
more)／
But see it's like now I'm moving towards it like a moth／
I already got a mother hon／
I don't need another one／
It's mad more fish in the sea, go find a dumber one
＊chorus
My (3) aren't you demanding／
You whine (3) about every damn thing／
Every lil thing I say or do／
Ends up being something that offends you／
So I (3) I'm through
＊2nd verse
8.Relax
Tilt your seats back and relax
It's me Wax and EOM feed tracks
To cats who hate weak raps and weak beats and repeats
Of last weeks recyclables
You can find out if my ass cheeks are like-able
Kiss 'em while you hate
I'll be sitting in the waiting room
Writing tunes
While you have a lively debate
And while you waste time making stupid rules
We'll stay in the pocket like newborn marsupials
You'd be fools if you followed their lead
You might as well kneel down and swallow their seed, man
Hating on E and Wax
E, pass me another hurricane dog
So I can stay lit like a Duraflame log
I prefer insane smog in my brain over airheadedness
Add this to your 'I didn't get it' list
Fuck a memo
Fuck a demo
Fuck a deal
Fuck every emotion in your soul that you feel
Pop pills with us so you can roll with the real, thank you
Another CD sold for a meal
Take 'hold of the wheel
Matter fact
Give it back
You can't handle the torque of an EOM track
You put in so much effort
To pitiful results
Goddamn you have alot of faults, flaws
Blemishes and shortcomings
Me and E's forthcoming efforts
Will be effortless and more stunning
Ya'll ain't fucking with Wax
Why do people seem so glass half-empty？
Yet they give a pass to these half-ass Emcees
What I have in common with giraffes, cash, and bees
Is I'm high and I'm fly and I cause envy
If Herbal T or EOM Isn't your name
Then your musical advice was probably given in vain
While you write and talk about the shit you think I need to
change
I'll be outside smiling, singing in the rain, man
On my parade you can pour piss
I'll be dancing on a float in a state of pure bliss
One day me and Herbal T'll pour Crist'
Till then, sorry bro, I'm too pour Chris
But you can pass me the Paps
And here's a fucking pillow EOM relax
Lyrical gold medal Olympian
Cardio
Regimen
Still I got
Hardly no, benjamins
Motherfuckers stop for the show
Like Maury Povich and them
I can see the sorry ho bitch in them
Walk around with their nose in the air
But we just brush 'em to the side like an emo kid combing his
hair
I rock tight like that same kid's jeans
Ya'll are like X ridden teens
All green with envy like thanksgiving beans and the casserole
Beat you back into your hole like we're playing Whack-a-Mole
Damn, ya'll some busy little beavers
Pitiful achievers with your critical demeanor's
We don't do it for the doubters we just rip it for believers
If you haters want a cookie give a visit to the Keebler's
One more, one more, one, two, three, four
People show us love when we come through ？？？
DC too down to BCU
And Hampton, where you'll find EOM cold lampin'
Kickin' back making beats in his leisure time
With a fine Caeser and Tequila from the freezer with a squeeze
of lime
I'm 'bout to go and get some peace of mind
San Diego lay low with my seat reclined
In the shade where the air is cooler
I'll take the day off like Ferris Bueller
Prepare a cooler, roll a big ass spliff
You piss ants can come along or just remain stiff
Spit clever just cause my tongue is your
Type of curve balls win them fucking Cy Young Awards
I'm Sandy Koufax
So much stress on my mind it's hard to stay sober
They decrease the load of the weight on my shoulders
I hit the liquor store for another king cobra, use my debit card
I hope it ain't over
The limit cuz you know what that be, another 25 for the over
draft fee
Where does that go exactly？ I don't know exactly, but it isn't
to the lower class
People lookin' for a check in stressed out conditions,
regretting horrible decisions
Like me who just got a DUI and I can't afford it the fee's are
to high
And there's no one to blame but I but I can't provide
Water when my well's run dry and I got ripped off last year
buyin' money tree's
Look at em' everyday and still just fuckin leaves, a couple G's
of spare change to some
Who are those people, what are their name and num
Birds, I'm so stressed I'm cuttin' up worms I laugh at the
situation
Cuz it's fuckin absurd. Check my swag as I rip it
I'd pull out my hair but I can't quite grip it
And I can't afford a damn flight ticket for a plane ride
If I could I'd go to Maine and hide
( Outro)
9.Killing Me Inside
You, never know
How, much I love you
Try, and I try
But I, just can't quit you
You killing me inside
But I, can't live without you
Oh, ohh you, never know
Ahh
I've been with you ever since I was a little boy
Searching through cracker jack boxes to find that little toy
You bring me a little joy
But you will destroy me, eventually and feel no empathy
I remember we first met, and about you I wasn't sure
But you had this allure that kept me coming back for more
You warned me upfront you was dangerous
Not to be tapered with the nail that my coffin would be hanging
with
But I just figured it would be a short fling
And me and you parting ways, that would be a sure thing
But your cling got so much stronger, it would go much longer
than expected, far from in-expensive
I think of all the money that I spent with you
Especially on the days when the rent is due
I'm gonna hit it til' the end of the year, and then I'm through
Aw who am I my pretending, I'mma ride til' the end of you
Check it out yo
It's a one sided relationship, and I'm spitin' from it
It doesn't helped that my mom never liked you one bit
She always warned me that you weren't the right type to run with
The moments of pleasure ain't worth the type of life you come
with
In one out the other ear
Another year, another year, you're still fucking here
I love you dear but you fucking my career up
Bam, kick you out, celebrating, lift the beer up
As soon as I'm drinking I'm desperate for your presence
And you're always close by, accessible in seconds
And your essence grips hold of me, then I go and pick you up
You Rick Roll me - I'm never gonna give you up
I need you everyday, so bad I'll steady pay, any amount
You require to take my breath away
Sickness and health, only in death do we parted
Loving you, I wish I've never started
Damn
Eyo, that's what I'm saying man
You got something to ask man
Oh cool, ye I gotta go outside and smoke a cigarette man
I need to take a fucking break from this song
Fuck this song
And fuck that bitch too...
10.Guess Who
All the fellas go ape shit, when I spit the boiling heat
Plus I put it down for the ladies like a toilet seat
I destroy the beat, the one that E created
Then we do a high five and get inebriated
Big Wax and DFD, that's my name abbreviated
These are rated R bars, all of y'alls are PG rated
Elevated high like someone sprinkled us with pixie dust
Catch us at a college town, sipping on a dixie cup
Sick as fuck and unpredictable is how my vocal flow is
Inspired by crazy trains of thought, I got locomotives
I know you noticed that I flow the coldest
When me and DFD team we easily steamroll opponents
The soul of Otis and the heart of John Lennon
Just a couple playboys with a flock of blonde women
The South Korean James Dean, the Cuban Dean Martin
Any human being starting shit is soon to be a target
This ain't Batman and Robin
It ain't Dolce and Gabanna
This ain't Biden and Obama
You should go and ask your momma for a clue
Guess who
This ain't Sherlock and Watson
OJ and Johnnie Cochran
Malone and John Stockton
Holla if you got a problem with it too
Guess who
My verses all start proper
Turn the hipster rapper to a Wal-Mart shopper
You ain't fresh, you're from concentrate
And the thought of quitting rapping is one that you need to
contemplate
We rock the place and leave the ceiling collapsing
Any party that we throw you know it's finna be cracking
All you rappers biting styles and identity jacking
There's like ten of mes and ten of these Waxes
I leave enemies mentally trapped in states of fear and
self-loathing
Feeling so small they could probably fit in elf clothing
As for me, I'm a gigantic man
That'll rock it til the death like the Titanic band
Wearing bright hammer pants you couldn't touch this kind of
ruckus
We're the type of mother fuckers throwing punches at your
function
Chewing up these rappers like some double mint gum
Spending hundreds at a strip club using government funds
With whack mother fuckers I just don't associate
I ain't mad at 'em I just hope they don't procreate
They gets no love, only hate
Then like a kobe steak, they get slowly ate
Check the trophy case, you can tell we never lose
Our videos get box office numbers, you get several views
Ebenezer Scrooge money, racking up the revenue
All we got is headbangers, like them heavy metal dudes
You need to tell whoever's revving you up they need to pump the
brakes
You couldn't spit my ad libs in five hundred takes
Don't beat yourself up, we all make dumb mistakes
You just make more than anybody else fucking makes
The guys that you love to hate, puffing dank, purple drink
Type to party hard the night before another working day
The dynamic duo, better act like you know
Two mother fuckers ranked numero uno
11.It's All Love
Verse 1：
Yo
Why'd everybody clown Rodney King when he that 'Why can't we all
get along' thing？
Man it makes perfect sense to me
But history tells us it just wasn't meant to be
And I agree with Jim Morrison
People are strange
And some of 'em are even worse, man, they're evil and deranged
They're usually the ones that control shit, whether-
From the podium or from the pole pits
Teaching us not to love but to be haters
Making war in the name of the cre-ator
Well if God's on both sides
Imagine if both sides taught that God said 'Love both sides'
Yeah
I know it sounds naïve
But I'm thankful for every single breath I breathe
And I don't want that taken away over some petty shit
We'd all benefit from more love
It's all love
Why can't it be love？
When push comes to shove I just wish that it was all love
It's all love
It's got to be love
When push comes to shove I just wish that it was all love
Verse 2：
But we glorify hate
As we move toward more fortified state
Where we send kids out to war to die great-
Ly misled by sentences intentionally misread
Technological advances are major
But we can't never get past human nature
Empty rhetoric, 'Love thy neighbor'
Juxtaposed with that tough-guy behavior
And as we spread more fear
We see the the end of the tunnel light up ahead more clear
Yeah
And that's a true threat
'Cuz we ain't invented a weapon we ain't used yet
And on that-
Fateful day that the world ends
I hope I got a wife, or a girlfriend
And the last thing that I want to do is kiss her
And look her in the eye and tell her I'm going to miss her sweet
love
It's such a sweet love
Why can't it be love？
When push comes to shove I just wish that it was all love
It's all love
It's got to be love
When push comes to shove I just wish that it was all love
Verse 3：
It makes the world turn
Makes a man want a woman and make a girl yearn for a boy
Or a man rather
And I don't have breaking news, I ain't Dan Rather
I'll be a grandfather
One day if I'm lucky
And Imma love them the way my grandparents loved me
And even though they're gone
You can see how it's passed down and the love lives on
And that's what I'm trying to focus on more
I guess that's why I wrote this song for
And even though he I can't speak for
I'm guessing that's why E made this beat for
'Cuz when people do what they love they unknowingly
Make every task involved become poetry
I'm done with the hate
I just want to laugh in the sun, have fun, and create more love
It's all love
Why can't it be love？
When push comes to shove I just wish that it was all love
Why can't it be love？
It's got to be love
When push comes to shove I just wish that it was all love
The world needs more love
Your girl needs more love
Yo, when push comes to shove i just wish that it was all love
Yo Big Wax got love
EOM got love
When push comes to shove I just wish that it was all love...
12.P.A.R.T.Y
While you aim to maintain the status quo
Embody the persona of the average joe
Me and Herbal T and the Lack of Fro are less rational
We international
To reiterate in case you're a little late
I incinerate fates on my dinner plate
We hungry, but ya'll gon' starve the hardest
Cause we stay well fed eating starvin' artists
I'm a veteran authority better than the majority
Of all the mothafuckas that ever been in the door of the
industry
I'm what you pretend to be
Half of you mothafuckas sound like shit to me
That's why I have no sympathy
That's why I take a shit in your stocking, and burn down your
Christmas tree
Poof, you're done, ya'll history
I'm the truth behind the unsolved mystery
I'm the epitome of victory
Instinctively, I rip emcees
And spit the remains out, all over the floor
It's Big Wax mothafucka thought I told you before
I'm on a whole different level than ya'll, leveling ya'll
Like a medicine ball, hitting you dead in the jaw
We ready to brawl, you delicate soft, you gon' lose it
Herbal T ride the mic and get stupid
Learn To be original
Herbs an individual
Nerd, the typical hypocritical pitiful minimal
Impact makings skip the back breaking
Hard work it takes to get to that place
Where you can do whatever you want and still kill it
Pass your prescription bottle and we'll fill it
Up with the true party music from the soul ya'll
Wax, Herbal T, LOA, is the roll call
I thought I told ya'll not to press your luck
Like tentacles of an octopus, you suck
Straight trash, so you should be in a waste basket
Or I'mma cover your mouth with tape fast
And pipe down your shitty talk
Them brothers fly like Orville and Wilbur right down to Kitty
Hawk
And just when ya'll assholes thought that ya'll was on top like
if Afro brought that
Fall back when he lay the drum track
The bass on the joint on point like a thumbtack
Crews come whack cause some lack the focus
And if they fall off or come back it's hopeless
Unpack the dopeness stored in my brain
Dear lord I'm insane
If you a dope fiend put my microphone cord in your vein
And soon you'll be high like you're boarding a plane
13.My Future Is a Big Wide Open Space
My future is a big wide open space
Got plenty of time and no place
My future is a big wide open space
Yeaah
And if I die there's no waste
Ain't got no kids, ain't got no girl
Can do whatever I want in the world
Ain't got no job that I can't quit
I ain't got shit and I kind of like it
Cause my future is a big wide open space
Got plenty of time and no place
My future is a big wide open space
Yeaah
And if I die there's no waste
Ain't got no money, ain't got no house
I ain't got nothin' to worry about
If you stole all my money from my bank
Yeaah, Then you'd owe them, so you I thank
My future is a big wide open space
Got plenty of time and no place
My future is a big wide open space
Yeaah
And if I die there's no waste
I don't think about the money and the power
I know I'll never get 20 in an hour
I try not to worry and scour
I stop and I smell the proverbial flowers
Its no strife, no stressing
Cause its a fact that my life is a blessing
So I treat it like I'm cooking a pie
I see the future when I look in the sky
I say that because...
My future is a big wide open space
Got plenty of time and no place
My future is a big wide open space
Yeaah
And if I die there's no waste
(aww, yeaah, yeah, c'mon)
My future is a big wide open space (its wide open y'all, c'mon)
Got plenty of time and no place (I ain't got no place to be)
My future is a big wide open space
Yeaah
And if I die there's no waste
14.NEED
I got a long list of needs, gotta satisfy 'em all
And the first on the list is a bag of Tylenol
Cause I'm stressed out thinking I don't have the time at all
To get my shopping done, let me start here, on the top at one
First, I need to check my e-mail
Oh shit, yahoo front page news, another celebrity female
That had a wedding recently, the marriage epicly failed
I need to click the link because I need to get the details
Soon as I click it I'm hit with a little ad
That reminds me of a need that I already had
It's an absolute must have need it really bad
Before I read the story I be rushing out of my pad
Now I'm in my car speeding cause I'm itching to find
A Mickey D's drive through so I can sit in the line
Gotta get in it in time, can't waste a minute of time
The McRib's only there for a limited time
And then I'm hit with a sign, that makes a switch in my mind
Reminding me of a need of a different kind
A brightly colored advertisement on a bus bench
Makes me head to Target to pick up tents
Cause tomorrow they're coming out with Call of Duty 84
And it's a necessity I camp out at the store
You never know they might never fucking make any more
I'm gonna rush to the front when they open the door
And trample over any people that fall down on the floor
This ain't a game, this is war
If you produce it I'll consume it if you shove it down my
freaking throat
Everybody else got it, I don't wanna miss the boat
It's a lot of shit I really really need
And I need to get all of it at a really fast speed
I'm aware I'm a puppet of another man's greed
I don't care, I'm in love with all this shit I really need
My duffle bag is packed
With my phone, and my pod, my shuffle, pad, and mac
Got all of my eyes dotted, if they made it I got it
And I'mma open my wallet for the next iProduct
Gotta try to give them all that I can bruh
Cause every phone that I own needs to have multiple cameras
And my last one only had one
How can I be seen from boths sides of the screen, I mean
If I don't desperately plead and request for my upgrade
I'll definitely bleed to death or die of AIDS
I need better resolution, more gigs!
Angry birds is old, I need war pigs!
I need to tell the landlord as far as what is concerned
I gave Apple every cent that I earned
So I'mma be late, now I need a Tecate
To deflate this stress caused by not letting my needs wait
'God damn man I just need to relax, watch some late night TV
Aw infomercials... Aw fuck I need all this shit too!'
I got a lot of insecurities, use 'em to attack me
I'm going bald, getting fat, plus I got acne
I'm looking like a combination of all the before pics
Please pretty please let me make you more rich
Cause I need to get over whatever it is that I'm sick from
List some symptoms, I bet I could pick one
Yeah I got the fifth one, out of 45
Stomach aches, surely I need that particular drug to take
The terrorists got me scared as shit
Time to buy a terror kit, with a mask for air in it
God bless my soul, I need to invest in gold
The economy as we know it is about to fucking fold
And we're all gonna die if I don't fucking buy
All the oil's running dry, asteroids from the sky
Who am I, where am I, what am I, I just need to fucking find
The nearest Wal-Mart that's got a gun to buy
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